The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
foreskin is a definite game changer
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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