i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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