i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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