Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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