I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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