sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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