yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I got her a Nickelback box set.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
