How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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