You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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