I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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