these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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