Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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