Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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