Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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