dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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