Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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