it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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