What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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