i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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