i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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