Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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