Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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