Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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