does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Randomize
