i think my tv is drunk
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
