After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
