would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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