i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Randomize
