Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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