I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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