So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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