I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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