great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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