Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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