it was like his penis was on wheels.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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