Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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