The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
