There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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