using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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