i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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