Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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