Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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