I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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