HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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