Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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