windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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