Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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