With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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