His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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