I wish i was in the wii world.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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