Do vagina's smell?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Your cock deserves a montage
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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