Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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