if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
My life is pants optional.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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